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{"fact":"The Pilgrims were the first to introduce cats to North America.","length":63}
{"fact":"Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. They get used to the sounds and motions of traveling and make less connection between the car and the visits to the vet.","length":239}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
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