{"type":"general","setup":"How does a train eat?","punchline":"It goes chew, chew","id":6}
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{"fact":"The cat's clavicle, or collarbone, does not connect with other bones but is buried in the muscles of the shoulder region. This lack of a functioning collarbone allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head.","length":222}
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Pieve a Nievole is a comune (municipality) in the Province of Pistoia in the Italian region Tuscany, located about 35 kilometres northwest of Florence and about 11 km (7 mi) southwest of Pistoia.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What does an angry pepper do?","punchline":"It gets jalapeño face.","id":236}
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