{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
{"fact":"On average, cats spend 2\/3 of every day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.","length":129}
{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}