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Sindorim-dong (Korean: 신도림동) is a dong (neighbourhood) of Guro District, Seoul, South Korea.
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Bazarno-Karabulaksky District is an administrative and municipal district (raion), one of the thirty-eight in Saratov Oblast, Russia. It is located in the north of the oblast. The area of the district is 2,300 square kilometers (890 sq mi). Its administrative center is the urban locality of Bazarny Karabulak. Population: 31,841 ; 36,571 (2002 Census); 36,391 (1989 Soviet census). The population of Bazarny Karabulak accounts for 30.9% of the district's total population.
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