{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
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