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The Black Parade Is Dead! is a live album by the American rock band My Chemical Romance, released on June 27, 2008 through Reprise Records. Featuring a CD and a DVD, the release includes live recordings of two performances from the bands Black Parade World Tour, in support of their third studio album The Black Parade. These performances include their final as the \"Black Parade\" alter-ego band at the Palacio de los Deportes in Mexico City, and a later performance at Maxwell's in Hoboken, New Jersey. The Mexico City performance portion of the release only features every song from The Black Parade performed live, while the Maxwell's performance features a more varied track list of material from that album and their previous works, including a previously unreleased song.
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